Announcing a new business venture: HazMat Airlines!

October 23, 2014 at 10:48 pm (Icepick) (, )

Every passenger will fly with level C or level B hazmat suits! The cabin will be hosed down with chlorine bleach between every flight! Frequent Flyer rewards include a free upgrade to level A hazmat gear for every 15,000 miles flown!

So, who’s with me? Don’t let this business opportunity pass you buy! Get in on the ground floor!

 

Or should that be HazMat Airways? Better copyright and trademark that, too.

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