Tonight my daughter, four and a half years old, stayed up to ring in the new year for the first time in her young life. While she was dancing to Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off” around 11:45, it occurred to me that she’s just going to get more energetic in coming years as Kim and my energies fade. DEFINITELY should have done this whole parenting thing when we were younger!
Anyway, hope you’re all set for a better 2015 than 2014, no matter how good the last year was. ‘Night, all.
It is December 2nd….a leading holiday in the Ron Calendar….Austerlitz Day! Some celebrate it for personal reasons, some for a bigger, nobler purpose. But rather than merely celebrating eating or the glories of ones faith, Austerlitz Day is intended to bring out your greatest awareness and empathy for the self you have been honing and crafting your whole life! Rout what foes you have in life, send them into chaotic retreat! Drag out your Chandler’s Campaigns of Napoleon and put yourself in the point of view of the emperor himself, at least for this day!
It’s 4:30AM and I can’t sleep….and Karen has been up for half an hour already. It’s the Day before Thanksgiving …. is that Green Wednesday? Whatever did happen to Mauve Monday? or Ecru Shrove Tuesday?
Who here in the Fortress of Ambiance is having a NON traditional holiday? Sushi? Lasagna? Cajun Popcorn? Just curious…
What do you do when you can’t sleep? Something unusual? Do you just give up and wake up and do something?
Folks are already gone around here…Is anyone traveling?
Many people I know kind of tie Thanksgiving and Christmas together in some fashion. Some go to one parents family for one holiday, and the other for the other. I have several friends that work one holiday but not both!
My Occupational Therapist has just had a beautiful baby and shared sweet pics with me…no posting though, unless she says OK.
Die Hard is usually my Christmas movie…but Thanksgiving….hmmm…do you have a Turkey Day Film?
At any rate…Enjoy your holiday, eat too much, maybe watch football, maybe do lots of snoozing….it’s good to have traditions!
Your Ambient Friend,
Anyone that cares to can look at my latest post on the current labor situation in the USA over at my own site. It’s actually worse than I supposed. Not as link filled as usual, as originally it was just a string of comments.
Otherwise, how’s everyone doing? I hope you and yours and your cows are all enduring the arctic blast, Karen, and hope this finds all of the rest of you well, too.
Not much happening here, though I may finally get something tested soon. (Woo AND hoo.) We’ll see.
And a friend and his wife had a surprise adoption of a new baby over the weekend! I’ll write up more about that later, when I confirm I can share the story more widely, but I’m quite thrilled for them.
Well! Halloween has arrived and Ron is clearly in fine fettle….well that was me back in the day….these days…
But we soldier on, don’t we?
Go out there and have fun…and if it gets a bit messy….take a shower!
Every passenger will fly with level C or level B hazmat suits! The cabin will be hosed down with chlorine bleach between every flight! Frequent Flyer rewards include a free upgrade to level A hazmat gear for every 15,000 miles flown!
So, who’s with me? Don’t let this business opportunity pass you buy! Get in on the ground floor!
Or should that be HazMat Airways? Better copyright and trademark that, too.
Karen and I were discussing various things on the phone, and mentioned these two….and said I’d put the YouTube videos up for them!
Thing 1: Nixon’s Piano Concerto
Thing 2: Gilmore Girls! A brief sample..
I’ve been a bit feverish lately, and trying to work through it…by sleeping. But when Ron sleeps….he dreams….for your amusement here’s two.
1.) My artist friend in northern California and I have been discussing her many bureaucratic struggles with healthcare, and a certain group is in the news lately…
So I dreamt that I was her “ISIS Benefits Coordinator”, and I called her to tell her what she was eligible for. As a “daughter of jihad” and for the sacrifice of having “married an Italian”, she qualified to receive “12 million barrels of sweet, light, unrefined crude oil.”
“Oil?”, she said.
“Of course! We are ISIS, what do you think we have, dental?”
2.) She invited me out to NoCal for a special cookout. For some reason I had to drive there in a ’58 Impala.
I brought an entire barrel of Vernor’s Ginger Ale ( a Detroit favorite!) and a large version of the Vernor’s Gnome as a lawn ornament.
I had made my millions by inventing a piece of software that would take any photo and turn it into a file for a 3D printer to make a lawn gnome out of it….You know, we could use this! We need the AmbiGnome, am I right?
When I got there she told me it was the time of year that the wind currents would pick up a certain type of California squirrel, carry them out over the Pacific, and back, sort of a squirrel Jet Stream.
My friend and her spouse were out there with butterfly nets snagging these squirrels as they flew by. and they were just flinging them in a pot of hot oil!
“What about the fur?”, I said, and was told the California squirrel has a fur that turns into a breading like fried chicken when put in hot oil….
And feast we did…
Back to bed…
Extra: The old Vernor’s plant, right downtown in Detroit back in the day…