Over at Althouse a commenter asks if there is a statute of limitations on the need to warn people about spoilers.
The answer is yes. How long does that statute last? You can judge that for yourself. Read further at your own risk.
Bruce Willis’s character is really dead.
Faye Dunaway is Belinda Palmer’s sister AND her mother.
The killer is Anthony Perkins in drag, and his mom is a desiccated corpse.
The bird’s a fake, and Bogie is going to turn Mary Astor over to the police.
Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable do NOT live happily ever after.
The butler did it.
And the Serpent made her do it.