Flowcharts for Religion & Sex

October 29, 2009 at 11:54 am (By Randy)

Religion-Flowchart_1

(Creator: Holy Taco)

Sex-on-a-Date-Flowchart

(Creator: Holy Taco)

If they publish a flowchart for politics, they’ll have all three pillars of what used to be the golden rule of what not to discuss in polite conversation covered.

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7 Comments

  1. pathmv said,

    Let me be the first to say….

    I’m offended!!!!

    ;-)

  2. Randy said,

    I knew someone would be, Pat. Congrats on being first in line ;-)

    (BTW, how’d the operation on your dog go? Well, I hope.)

  3. pathmv said,

    Thanks, Randy. It went very well, the vet said her knee cartilage was completely intact (only the ligament was torn), so it should heal very well. Poor thing is in pain and still a bit disoriented from the anesthesia yesterday. But she got a chicken finger for lunch (had to use it to hide the pain pills), so she’s happy…

    Oh, and the first date sex thing is very funny, and eerily accurate! The buy-her-some-drinks-until-she’s-drunk loop is just terribly, terribly wrong, of course… but funny!

  4. wj said,

    Pat, I’d be offended too . . . if I wasn’t laughing so hard.

    Nice find, Randy!

  5. amba12 said,

    That’s hilarious . . . I love the way the ultimate choice of religion is all based on food.

  6. El Pollo Real said,

    Fitting that the pathway to atheism is based on negation alone.

  7. Maxwell said,

    I protest! Nobody f*ckin’ loves hummus more than the Jews!!

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