Announcing a new business venture: HazMat Airlines!
Every passenger will fly with level C or level B hazmat suits! The cabin will be hosed down with chlorine bleach between every flight! Frequent Flyer rewards include a free upgrade to level A hazmat gear for every 15,000 miles flown!
So, who’s with me? Don’t let this business opportunity pass you buy! Get in on the ground floor!
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Or should that be HazMat Airways? Better copyright and trademark that, too.
Ambiance 
amba12 said,
October 23, 2014 at 10:53 pm
“Airways” is too medical. That tube in your airway could breach your hazmat suit.
Icepick said,
October 23, 2014 at 10:57 pm
“Fly the antiseptic skies!”
chickelit said,
October 24, 2014 at 1:15 am
Name suggestion: Untied Airlines
kngfish said,
October 24, 2014 at 10:00 am
They say that airliner that went down had the cure for ebola on board….2 tons of Nazi gold…and Amelia Earhart!
I read that online so it must be true….
Icepick said,
October 24, 2014 at 11:18 am
Ron, was Elvis the pilot?
kngfish said,
October 24, 2014 at 11:37 am
Ice, that would be a good book title… “Elvis Is My Co-Pilot”
karen said,
October 24, 2014 at 10:20 pm
If you were working w/Ebola patients(or living w/ones working w/)- would you feel ok to go about your business until you got a fever- when these viruses can grow as they go along- maybe even b/coming airborne and spreading that way?
I thing the gov’t should require anyone connected to Ebola in such a way to self-quarantine &they should supply a special place to do so at a $figure- 150$/day or so. Compensation for lost work and play. I mean, what the hell is the matter w/these educated medical professionals that they go on cruises, airlines and freaking bowling, until they show symptoms?
Or, is it just me?
Airborne Airlines-
Where your safety is always ~up in the air~.